|Bard's gender is not confirmed by Metro yet, so the gender given in the article is decided by the Dumb Ways to Die Wiki community.|
Bard is a green character that appears in the Shoelace Tie mini-game along with Loopy in Dumb Ways to Die 2 the Games. He appears in the cutscene of the minigame at the result. The body appears to be shaped like a potato.
Or you'll end up like me!