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Deck the Halls is a Christmas version of Dumb Ways to Die. There is a so-called "songbook" (but actually only the lyrics) in PDF format an a video containing only the introduction and conclusion of the song. It stars Numpty, Hapless, Botch, Loopy, Lax, Dummkopf, Dippy and Putz as Santa at the end.

The video is a demo version of the full song, which needs to be bought on iTunes.

Lyrics (demo version)Edit

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,

* Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

Tis' the season to be jolly,

Repeat (*)

(remaining lines removed in demo version)

Christmas is a time to cherish,

Repeat (*)

Don't be dumb or you will perish,

Repeat (*)

Lyrics (full version)Edit

The full version of lyrics can be found in the songbook, but don't contains minor lyrics though.

Verse 1

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,

* Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

Tis' the season to be jolly,

Repeat (*)

Eat delicious decorations,

** Dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb, dumb, dumb,

Have internal complications,

Repeat (*)


Verse 2

Pull a cracker way too fast,

Repeat (*)

You'll be blown up by the blast,

Repeat (*)

Build a house from gingerbread,

Repeat (**)

Have it cave in on your head,

Repeat (*)


Bridge

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,


Verse 3

Biting down on mistletoe,

Repeat (*)

Extremely toxic, don't you know,

Repeat (*)

Overload a faulty socket,

Repeat (**)

Tree lights up just like a rocket,

Repeat (*)


Verse 4

Send yourself wrapped as a present,

Repeat (*)

Suffocating isn't pleasant,

Repeat (*)

Christmas is a time to cherish,

(Saxophone sound)

Don't be dumb or you will perish,

Repeat (*)


Ad-lib by Emily Lubitz

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,


Dumb Ways to Die series
Videos
Dumb Ways to Die · Melbourne International Film Festival · Dumb Ways to Valentine · April Fools Ways to Die · Running of the Bulls · Ice Bucket Challenge Fail · Dumb Ways to Die 2 trailers · Halloween · Deck the Halls · Avoid running in the station · Be wary of loose clothing · Watch out for slippery surfaces · Dumb Ways Christmas Countdown
Games
Dumb Ways to Die app · Dumb Ways to Die 2 the Games · Dumb Ways to Die Wire Walk · Dumb Ways JR
Other
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