- 500 points - Hapless (Poke a stick at a grizzly bear)
- 1250 points - Dunce (Sell both your kidneys on the internet)
- 1800 points - Dippy (Use your Private Parts as Piranha bait)
- 1250 points - Putz (Run across the tracks between platforms)
- 2250 points - Lax (Eat a Two Week Old Unrefrigerated Pie)
Wheel of MisfortuneEdit
After every round played in the Dumbest of the Dumb, when all three lives are spent, the Wheel of Misfortune allows players to select a prize by spinning the wheel. The prize is selected randomly through a dagger thrown towards any part of the wheel:
- Dimwit Silhouette with a ? - Character for the Map
- Green Button with Return Symbol - Play again
- Loopy Symbol - One more extra life
- 3x Tickets - Self explanatory, you get three tickets to enter once again.
However, if the dagger hits Loopy in the forehead, you win no prizes.