| ● I wonder what's this red button do? |
| ● Dress up like a moose during hunting season |
| ● Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason |
This is the first line of the bridge. It comes before Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Characterization[]
This verse is characterized by Botch, a green character with a hat that has 2 antlers. He is one of three charcters to wear a hat, the others are Stupe and Numskull (although Numskull took her helmet off.) There are many holes leaking blood in his body.
In the video[]
Botch appears turning, each time being shot at a different angle, and frowns more every time. Then he falls backwards, similar to Mishap, from Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
He is a tertiary dancer, swaying his arms back and forth for the whole chorus.
Game[]
Hunting Season[]
In this minigame, you have to stop the blood going out the bullet holes with as many fingers as possible. To complete it, simply use a finger and touch the holes. There can be as little as one hole, to as many as five. If you succeed, a friendly moose appears and if you fail, he bleeds to death. In the iOS version of the game, it is possible to move on as far as possible, but on certain devices such as a Kindle Fire, it is impossible to complete later levels, as only two fingers can be on those devices at once.
Rocky Run[]
Botch has another minigame where he's riding the moose. The aim is to jump over the obstacles, by tapping anywhere on the screen to jump. If you win, Botch will fall in love with the moose. If you lose, Botch will be thrown off the moose and shot to death.
Hare Brained[]
Botch has an Easter game where the player has to drag all the clutter to fully reveal the rabbit. If the rabbit is fully revealed, Botch will take off his moose hat and put on rabbit ears and fall in love with the rabbit. Otherwise, it begins the same way, but Botch gets shot.
God Save the Bean[]
Botch has a Europe game where the player has to tilt their device to get Botch on the target. If Botch is on the target after the timer runs out, Botch will safely land and walk towards a table to drink tea. Otherwise, he'll release too early and land on the minute hand of Big Ben, which kills him.