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Hapless
Poker

Color Scheme
Yellow Orange
(Body)
Desert brown
(Wooden stick)
Appearances
Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die app
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Melbourne International Film Festival
Deck the Halls
Dumb Ways to Die - Avoid running in the station

Hapless is the character who poked a stick at a grizzly bear and got his head eaten by that same animal.

His name is revealed by his plush's product name.

AboutEdit

The kindest nuns in the entire world brought up Hapless. Every day and every night his childhood was filled with love and happiness. The downside for Hapless was that he thought everyone was like this. And evrything. This includes the grizzly bear who escaped after years of torture at the hand of a circus trainer.[1]


  1. Dumb Ways to Die™: Crazy Chronicles Activity Journal

AppearanceEdit

Headless2

Hapless after being decapitated. Notice the bone in the center and the Fountain of blood.

He looks very similar to Doofus, and both of them have the same shape, color, and both hold something and both die from animals. the only differences are (obviously) They die different ways, and Hapless is a standard dancer, while Doofus is a secondary dancer.

In the videoEdit

Hapless is seen poking something brown and fuzzy. Then it bends down, revealing it is a bear, eating Hapless's head, and a fountain of blood spurts from his remaining body.

GameEdit

Candiess

The player must tap the screen when the bear icon is on the yellow highlighted strip of the bar below Hapless. If it's too early or late the bear will eat Hapless's head. If perfect, the bear will spit out candies.

Hapless has another game in the update, in which the player must tap the screen one second at a time to make Hapless tiptoe pass a sleeping bear. If the player taps too slow or too fast, the bear will wake up and eat Hapless' head off again, resulting in failure. If the timing is perfect, Hapless will go to the ice cream machine where he gets an ice cream cone.


List of Dumb Ways to Die characters
Dumb Ways to Die + App game
Verse 1 Numpty · Hapless · Pillock · Dippy
Verse 2 Dummkopf · Dimwit · Stupe · Lax
Verse 3 Clod · Doomed · Numskull · Bungle
Verse 4 Mishap · Dunce · Calamity · Ninny
Bridge Botch · Doofus · Stumble · Bonehead · Putz
Animals Bear · Piranhas · Rattlesnake · Wasps · Moose[app only] · Panda[app only]
Dumb Ways to Die 2 the Games
The Sports Trio Skellieflop · Loopy · Ruckus
Other characters Dumbbell · Madcap · Zany · Dingy · Boffo · Junior · Knucklehead · Bard · Reite · Boothy · Phyllis · Stupa · Blacksmith · The Dumb Team
Animals Shark · Dolphin · Killer Whale · Penguin · Yeti · Bunyip
Other video
MIFF MIFF Extra Characters
April Fools Numpty's Son
Running of the Bulls Señor Redcape · Bull
Halloween Mr. Ghost · Munchies · Chicken
Christmas Klaus
Trump Ways To Die Trump
Official Facebook page
Super Dumb
Print Advertising
Phoney[app only] · Slaptery · Mr. Gate & Mrs. Gate(with unknown blue characters)

 ● Italic text = Character with unofficial name

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