| Yellow Orange|
| Desert brown|
|Dumb Ways to Die|
|Dumb Ways to Die app|
|Poke a stick at a grizzly bear|
|Melbourne International Film Festival|
|Deck the Halls|
|Dumb Ways to Die - Avoid running in the station|
His name is revealed by his plush's product name.
The kindest nuns in the entire world brought up Hapless. Every day and every night his childhood was filled with love and happiness. The downside for Hapless was that he thought everyone was like this. And everything. This includes the grizzly bear who escaped after years of torture at the hand of a circus trainer.
He looks very similar to Doofus, and both of them have the same shape, color, and both hold something and both die from animals. However, the only differences are (obviously), they die different ways, and Hapless is a standard dancer, while Doofus is a secondary dancer.
In the videoEdit
Hapless is seen poking something brown and fuzzy. Then it bends down, revealing it is a bear, eating Hapless's head, and a fountain of blood spurts from his remaining body.
The player must tap the screen when the bear icon is on the yellow highlighted strip of the bar below Hapless. If it's too early or late the bear will eat Hapless's head. If perfect, the bear will spit out candies.
Hapless has another game in the update, in which the player must tap the screen one second at a time to make Hapless tiptoe pass a sleeping bear. If the player taps too slow or too fast, the bear will wake up and eat Hapless' head off again, resulting in failure. If the timing is perfect, Hapless will go to the ice cream machine where he gets an ice cream cone. Hapless will wink at the player like Calamity does.
Hapless has a third game for the Halloween update, the player has drag the bag to catch the falling candies. If the player misses one the bear will bite his head off. If the player catches all the candies Hapless and the bear will eat them.